*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
Today thanks to the men in my city I found out I have SHAPESHIFTING POWERS.
Get this: I’m hot with a nice ass
Until I ignore your cat calls
Then I’m a fat, ugly bitch.
I’M GONNA BE A TROUT NEXT
I heard a kid say “I was born in 2003” the other day and he was like “I’m 11” it fucked me up… aren’t kids born in 2003 only supposed to be like 4 years old not going into 6th grade
*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol