gackncheese:

*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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500fairytales:

Today thanks to the men in my city I found out I have SHAPESHIFTING POWERS.

Get this: I’m hot with a nice ass

Until I ignore your cat calls

Then I’m a fat, ugly bitch.

LIKE MAGIC

I’M GONNA BE A TROUT NEXT

2 hours ago // 25,525 notes

sidnugget:

I heard a kid say “I was born in 2003” the other day and he was like “I’m 11” it fucked me up… aren’t kids born in 2003 only supposed to be like 4 years old not going into 6th grade

2 hours ago // 83,111 notes

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

2 hours ago // 74,064 notes